Our customers have wasted over 300 hours waiting in line at the post office to use our Tie Slimming Service. Well, no more!
Today we introduce pre-paid shipping labels, which means the moment you place your Tie Slimming order, we will automatically email you a shipping label to mail your ties to us. This new SKINNYFATTIES feature calculates the weight of how many ties you have in your order and auto-generates a pre-paid label.
All you have to do is print the PDF, affix the label to the box, and drop your fat ties off at the post office, without saying ONE WORD to cranky USPS postal workers. It couldn't be easier to send us your wide neckties!
And we all know what happens when you wait too long at the post office...